![]() ![]() Lollipop Chainsaw never takes itself seriously and really feels like a great port of your favorite B-movies if they reproduced with the cast of My Little Pony and injected themselves with bull shark testosterone and the “rage” virus from 28 Days Later. The voice acting is cheesy and that’s the point. The absurd banter between the two is generally hilarious, with Juliet playing the ditsy cheerleader and Nick being the overly-sarcastic voice of reason. Juliet, being the overly affectionate girlfriend that she is, removes his head “with magic” and proceeds to carry him around on her belt for the remainder of the game to eye up her skirt and provide comic relief. It’s her eighteenth birthday and she heads off to the park to meet Nick and introduce him to her parents for the first time, but Nick ends up being bitten while saving Juliet from a zombie. ![]() Lollipop centers around San Romero High cheerleader Juliet Starling and her boyfriend Nick. that orgasmic feeling you’re getting right now? That’s Lollipop Chainsaw. Do you remember taking your $5 bill up to the change machine, stuffing the handful of tokens in your pocket and pumping one after another in to your favorite cabinet until there was nothing left but a few balls of lint? Imagine reliving that experience with Bruce Campbell as your player 2 and Toni Basil’s “Mickey” blasting in the background. ![]() Rewind, if you will, back to the glory days of the arcade. With a short campaign, questionable humor and a slightly simplistic combat system, is it worth the purchase or should you head over to a Redbox and give it a rental instead? Let’s find out. The students of San Romero High have been turned in to zombies and it’s up to cheerleader Juliet Starling to put the undead out of their misery in SUDA 51’s zombie beat-em-up for the Xbox 360 and PS3, Lollipop Chainsaw. Played for: 5 hours to clear the campaign on the default settings and another hour or two achievement farming. ![]()
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